CDPunt(igam) Writes

“I would never!”“Well, it had to be done, so I did.”“Wasn’t it gross?”“A little, but it had to be done, and I was there, so I did it.”“Don’t they have people for that?”“Technically, yes, but like I said…”“Yeah, yeah had to be done, so you did it. You aren’t going…

There was one ice pop left. I knew it was in there and I wanted it. Francis asked me in her scratchy voice if there were any left. She’s had so many this week and I’ve had none. I lied and said no because they looked so good when she…

A girl on my bus is always sad. Her dad died last year. When she found out my dad was taking me to the Daddy Daughter dance, she begged me to ask him to take her. I told her he had to take me and not her since I’m his…

One time, I had two blind dates in the same week. One was a plumber that came late from an emergency job. He smelled awful; I chose not to shake his hand until after he washed them. The other was a judge. He had a friendly smile, was clean, and…